Golden Chords: Guffaw of the Month

Robert Jadah

All right, all right.
By popular demand (that we finish it already, that is), here is the last bit of the NVON (Northern voiceover Network) broadcast of last week.
You know...where the voiceover Savvy awards for January were presented.
The first two installments are over at Bloopers.
This last 3-minute bit picks up at the end of the Moosehead commercial..
VoiceAwards on!

Todd Ellis · Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007, 20:16 (GMT) Post subject:

I know I speak for myself when I say, "Proper tongue placement is VERY important." I am honored to be in such august company.

I have edited out Amy saying my name, Lynne saying "yes, yes, yes" and Kathleen crying - looped it and play it constantly in the background.

It's like having three dates in one night.

Todd Ellis · Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007, 23:06 (GMT) Post subject:

ps - I missed part 2 - where is that?

Colin Campbell · Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007, 23:29 (GMT) Post subject:

Parts 1 and 2 are over in "Bloopers." Robert, with all that I hold sacred... we are not doing that again next month are we?

Robert Jadah · Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007, 23:50 (GMT) Post subject: Under the Radar

Todd: Bloopers; Savvy Awards Golden Chords whatever (where the first one was); the down to almost the bottom of page 2. Colin's posting.
You can't miss it! (although millions of viewers did)

And Colin...nah...the ratings weren't high enough. I think we're facing cancellation.
But how about....a reality-type thing? Yes! All postings become clues in a world-wide race, see, and then the guest judges have to actually perform suggestions made and we have a forum-wide vote on the best of the month and.....OK....all right.
I hear you.
I'll slink away now.

Colin Campbell · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007, 00:18 (GMT) Post subject:

If you organise and write it... I'll produce it. Don't you have some Moosehead to drink?

Simon Hill · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007, 00:19 (GMT) Post subject:

Funny stuff guys..... YEAH reeeeeeaaalll funny how I got the SHAFT!!!! This stuff is rigged I swear. <---- Now that one liner has to get me into the next awards!

Great stuff guys Smile

Colin Campbell · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007, 00:27 (GMT) Post subject:

For the award for the best "young punk" king of the video game animiation crowd... here he is.... SIMON!

Dude... what do you think about your trophey? "Oh... it's so shiny and special!"

Just kidding Simon, I hope you can take it. You are welcome to make "old fart" jokes on me now.

Nikki Saco · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007, 00:36 (GMT) Post subject:

And here I was trying to live down that guffaw. There's no keeping a low profile in this place. Wink

Robert and Colin - nice job on this first broadcast of the Golden Chords. The Moosehead beer commercial was particularly, um, enlightening. You obtained interesting sponsors for the awards show. I give this installment another:
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This is my completely unabiased opinion. I wasn't the least bit influenced by my win in the category for "funniest post of the month of March(?) -- I'm ahead of schedule.

Simon Hill · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007, 00:40 (GMT) Post subject:

I'm quite sanctimonious about farts. Especially the real stinky ones. The older the better! Dammit that wasn't a old fart joke.... I've been told I have ADD and that I OH LOOK A PIECE OF STRING!!!!!

Nikki Saco · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007, 00:50 (GMT) Post subject:

Hey Simon, if they'd had a category for "most enthusiastic," you'd have nailed it! But sadly, we're part of the entertainment industry and I think we're supposed to appear a little jaded. Otherwise, we risk another outbreak of SFS -- the Sally Field Syndrome ". . . you like me. You really like me."

Scott Pollak · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007, 01:51 (GMT) Post subject:

Boys, you topped yourself with this one... or is that Reddi Whip? Makes no difference... most excellent. Gotta remember the Moosehead spot to share with my wife. I'm humbled just to even merit a mention here.

Can't wait to hear NEXT WEEK'S installment.

(Robert Jadah: NEXT WEEK????????!!) Evil or Very Mad

Anthony Williams · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007, 03:08 (GMT) Post subject: guffaw!

Wow

thats great! funny!

seems like you guys have made great relationships with each other

good job!

Tony

Scott Pollak · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007, 03:25 (GMT) Post subject: Re: guffaw!

George Karnes · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007, 06:15 (GMT) Post subject:

Hey did Amy make us move this thread for some esoteric reason?